Health: Today, my dad let me fire one of his guns. This was a big deal... - FML

By oliversoden101 - 24/12/2015 14:50 - United States - Miami

Today, my dad let me fire one of his guns. This was a big deal because he rarely lets anyone so much as touch them. I was so excited, I forgot about about the recoil. Now I'm in the ER with a broken nose. FML

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oliversoden101 14

Friday 25 December 2015 1:50

Hi I'm the OP, I'm glad I got published that's awesome! The doctor fixed up my nose and it already feels a lot better, I think it's mostly the morphine though. Anyway I learned my lesson with guns and I doubt my dad will let me touch one again for a LONG time.

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xlord 27

Friday 25 December 2015 1:03

I think you now know the reason why he rarely lets anyone touch them....

allykaymorris 24

Friday 25 December 2015 1:04

He should've gone over recoil and such with you before he let you touch them at all. Fail on his part. But now you know!

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jaythompson2422 9

Sunday 27 December 2015 23:09

Australia has been that way for a while there are no guns on the street and they are isolated unlike the United states we have Mexico bordering us and Canada so if by some way all guns get banned in the US criminals can still get them from Mexico and you can't say that couldn't happen seeing how they already smuggle in shit tons of drugs everyday it is not possible to make it so there are no guns in the United states and guns aren't the problem that's what I don't understand about anti gun people yall just think that with no guns there will magically be no murders and yall are wrong mass murders happen in Australia even though there are no guns.....

bigdaddyeric 35

Monday 28 December 2015 7:35

How's the gun ?

Nubsche 18

Monday 28 December 2015 12:28

'Murica

KhaleesiDannie 26

Friday 1 January 2016 21:17

Yeah and cars are dangerous too better leave it the professionals like NASCAR drivers and cabbies *sarcasm font*

GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14

Tuesday 12 January 2016 0:57

I still don't get over how easy it is to have a gun in the US.

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