By thundermoo - 27/05/2016 16:13 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML
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thundermoo 16

OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.

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Dusty_Cups 30

Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

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1991stealth 21

Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.

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MotherOfMonkeys 6

there's nothing wrong with "loving yourself" now own it!!

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Starlight8 14

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

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sherri_baby88 36

Then the dad will be asking about what happened to the power bill.

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waleedma 18

Bill!!!! How powerful are these things ???

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LennyComa 39

Same as everyone else Buy your own batteries and don't fret it if the celebacy is an unintentional side effect of being single, there is someone out there for everyone

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tigerisabelle 31

Why would your dad assume that you were using the batteries for a vibrator? As a normal dad, that would probably be the last thing he wants to think about. Additionally, that's definitely not the first place my mind would jump to, there are a thousand uses for batteries.

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tragicfm 6

hate to break it to you but I think he knows exactly where his batteries are going... There's a reason he keeps bringing it up with you, he is, I think, subtly trying to broach the subject with you to try to get you to buy your own. Plus he may be hoping that you'd try to get out there a bit, so you wouldn't have an ****** that is battery manufactured!

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shuttfup 17

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C8H18 33

Next time try a sex drive killing drug. Just a suggestion. You never know, you may like not screwing yourself.

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