By thundermoo - 27/05/2016 16:13 - United States - Decatur
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OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.
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Why don't you.. I don't know, use your hands? Those don't use batteries.
"moved back home" definitely implies that you're at a point in your life that you don't have an excuse to not buy your own batteries.
You need a new hobby, girl friend!
It's not celibacy if you're still getting off.
I have a rechargeable "friend". Best purchase ever. You should invest in one.
so replace them or buy your own stash. jeez.
You definitely deserved this i hope he finds out and its extremely awkward Youre an adult and you cant even pay for batteries
This is not really an fml. This is entirely your issue. The fml should really be about a weird daughter moving back in, batteries disappearing and weird vibrating noises and moans all the time...
OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.
But you can buy the toys?
68: Buying a toy could easily have been a one time purchase. Batteries, not quite.
Rechargeable batteries... Get smart op.
I had a similar situation. You can buy a rechargeable toy on Groupon for a reasonable amount.
You're a full time student and you take care of your father... yep I can see why you go through a lot of batteries.
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Show it anyway#82 Coming from someone who actually works in an adult toy establishment I have yet to come across a toy that doesn't work with rechargeable batteries, just saying. Also OP rechargeable toys can be really cheap, last a long time and come with great warranties . Definitely worth looking into.
Just buy rechargeable batteries
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Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.
Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.