Health: Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car,...

By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 06:01

Today, my dad trusted me to go driving by myself in his car. I foolishly celebrated by doing a jump heel click, landed awkwardly, threw my hand out to stop myself falling, and scraped the whole bunch of keys down the driver's door. He trusted me for like 3 seconds and I blew it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 18:11 - United States

Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML

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DanielleSaysHell 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:32

say **** you dad and hop out of the car

Inspired22 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:34

Well, it's better to have your dad pissed at you than to be dead! He'll get over it. I don't think he'd get over being dead, though.

Comments

taylornicole97 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:43

You saved his life! I don't see why anyone would get mad about that.

RabidBunny 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:44

Sounds like something my dad would do. Don't worry, you did a good deed this day, and how many people can say, "I saved a life" or better yet "I cheated death!"

sekushino 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:44

Women, always trying to backseat drive..

tybtab 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:15

they should be focused on making my sandwhich but no they always grab my damn wheel

hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:07

Men, always being sexist assholes..

ifailplzinsultme 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:49

Women, always accusing men of being sexist when they're sexist too.

gibby1235 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:27

Seriously I hate when ever a couple of dudes make a playful sexist remark and women take it out on our whole gender. We are not all sexist. I actually respect women and I know most men do too, considering that without women we wouldn't be here. And women cannot lie either you yourselves can be sexist towards men, so y'all should just chill out and go read a different fml or something cause we have all been sexist at least once in our lives.

ZeroShinigami666 14

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:45

Wow what an asshole... maybe you should jump out and let natural selection help you, humanity and society out. Plus, life insurance as an added bonus.

danceparty8 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:47

your dads stupid! he should be thankful you saved both your lives

skyorpia101 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:49

Then that's when you yell back, "Your dumb ass mistake could of interfered with my life!!!"

KCPixel 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:52

Well that's men I guess. He'll get over it (eventually).

AnagenisisZagus 13

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:12

So, you are saying men are all suicidal dipshits who think it is manly to end both their life as well as their lovely spawn's for self satisfaction? Riiiiiiiiiight.