Intimacy: Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd...

By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen

Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

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By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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Good to hear from you

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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It's better than nothing, I suppose

By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, and I started tearing up. Noticing my emotion, he looked at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." and walked out of the room. FML

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Monday 7 March 2016 0:30

It's likely he thinks it, but never says it. Also, don't forget that no matter what he says now, people tend to be honest while drunk

nattlecakes 19

Monday 7 March 2016 0:31

They say the truth comes out when you are drunk. I'm sure your dad meant it even if he doesn't express it while sober.

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IssacB 14

Monday 7 March 2016 1:07

"A drunk mind is a sober mind"

hipposteve 21

Monday 7 March 2016 1:37

oh no! :( drunks and children always tell the truth OP, remember that.

kissychick 19

Monday 7 March 2016 1:57

By any chance, is your father John Winchester?

rykelmb 12

Monday 7 March 2016 5:22

Awesome reference.

kellyem2 20

Monday 7 March 2016 3:28

Sometimes men have trouble saying their more intimate thoughts out loud. He probably thinks it when he's sober, but can only find the words when he's had a few drinks and his inhibitions drop. = )

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vikky538 28

Monday 7 March 2016 4:06

Your username is interesting!

_lifemyfuck_ 11

Monday 7 March 2016 4:26

"Drunken words are sober thoughts" .. Don't stress, OP!

HeartYou101 31

Monday 7 March 2016 8:36

A drunken mind speaks a sober heart, OP :)

LadyAphro 2

Monday 7 March 2016 8:58

I know that when I am drunk I am completely honest, I will tell someone anything they want to know. I don't regret it in the morning either, maybe your dad just said some bad stuff to some people and was covering it up. I'm sure he meant he was proud of you!