Intimacy: Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd...

By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen

Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

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By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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Supportive

By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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Good to hear from you

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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It's better than nothing, I suppose

By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, and I started tearing up. Noticing my emotion, he looked at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." and walked out of the room. FML

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Monday 7 March 2016 0:30

It's likely he thinks it, but never says it. Also, don't forget that no matter what he says now, people tend to be honest while drunk

nattlecakes 19

Monday 7 March 2016 0:31

They say the truth comes out when you are drunk. I'm sure your dad meant it even if he doesn't express it while sober.

Comments

JKPwnage 27

Monday 7 March 2016 13:35

ಠ_ಠ

NotRussian 16

Monday 7 March 2016 18:19

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

LowLifeLoser001 5

Tuesday 8 March 2016 3:28

I'm proud of you, OP. It takes alot of balls to read a message from a drunk guy

NorthernBuck92 5

Tuesday 8 March 2016 5:11

I think you're taking this way to seriously....

manuwish 9

Tuesday 8 March 2016 20:07

he is proud of you..he probably meant some other sick shit he posted!!!

manuwish 9

Tuesday 8 March 2016 20:10

we all post some when drunk op, I can't count how much sick shit I said when drunk and being proud of his son does not belong in that category..I'm positive he didn't mean what he posted you when he apologised! every parent is proud of their offspring..no matter what he may say to you, you are his reason for existing!

suznmar 16

Wednesday 9 March 2016 5:40

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts :)

troubador127 0

Monday 28 March 2016 11:30

My dad only said he was proud of me once. Took being the first in my family to finish uni and spending the final semester studying abroad on a scholarship. I never expect to hear it again as the job market sucks globally.