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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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By yourwifelovesme - 04/06/2019 12:00

Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By huwauw - 17/09/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2022 05:59 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my 61 year-old father snatched a letter from my hands and threw four different fits because he misread it four different times, then yelled at me for "not reading it properly." I had to explain it to him. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 3 September 2013 18:31

You're lucky you didn't get pun-ched!

hunteryager 18

Tuesday 3 September 2013 18:39

Your dad is a dick.

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Astronaut01 11

Saturday 7 September 2013 10:38

Well I enjoyed the pun :)

catmcross 7

Sunday 8 September 2013 8:15

Sorry but it really pisses me off when grown men think it's ok to slap people in the face, especially their child. Your dad is a ******* twat for hitting you like that...

doctorreptar 2

Sunday 8 September 2013 17:45

oh god thats hot did you tell him to slap you harder next time

jimmywithsalt 19

Monday 9 September 2013 23:40

Hey that's a great pun, OP! Honestly one of the best I've ever heard! Your dad really is just clothes-minded! ;)

xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:29

Wow, what an asshole. I can't believe so many people say YDI. That's just sad.

Acidburn6661 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 21:36

nice pun! sorry op

haleyart 15

Monday 20 January 2014 23:42

Dang, you're dad needs to learn how to take a joke.

nicholasj96 9

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:27

Lol ! Clever .

SuperAwesomeMane 10

Saturday 30 August 2014 18:53

I'm fairly sure that's abuse...

Atromus 13

Tuesday 20 October 2015 14:17

Never dad pun the dad.

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