By jimmy_morton - 26/01/2016 18:20 - United States

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 841
You deserved it 2 261

célinelisie tells us more.

célinelisie 14

Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.

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turtle_darkness 17

Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.

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moocowmilk0 19

He's messing with you lighten up man :p

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vicnic 11

:o jaw dropping!! what happened after!?!?!

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célinelisie 14

It was during the winter storm and we were snowed in the house. My family loves my girlfriend. We just laughed it off and watched "Straight Out of Compton"

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megamonster99 18

Sounds like something from That 70's Show.

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Calingaladha 21

My fiancé's parents asked me "If this doesn't work out, can we keep you instead?" And like your dad, they were probably joking.

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jsburn 4

Hey, My dad said the same thing to my ex wife. She's a lesbian now, so I guess he was right.

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célinelisie 14

Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.

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lizzi6692 7

Your dad sounds like a lovely person.

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sweetbliss3 37

I feel like it's more of a way to ruin your self esteem than embarrass you. one or 2 times is funny, after that it's just mean, in my opinion.

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célinelisie 14

You're right lol

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