By ktm1313 - 26/01/2016 21:38 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I donated blood for the first time. It wasn't until I passed out on the ice during hockey practice that I remembered the nurse warning me not to do any type of exercise. FML
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nreed32 20

What did you expect? When you donate blood your body needs time to replenish it and you will be dehydrated until then.

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Nomaddict 14

At least you did something good first. Way to go OP. On a side note Hockey is life.

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ccameron12 21

That sucks OP I've had my blood drawn before and it's not fun hope u feel better soon

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cheeeksss 29

OP's blood being drawn sucks? How? By possibly saving another's life?

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w0nderwh4t 14

#18 hes saying it sucks for passing out on the ice

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Oyas12 14

IV's suck the life out of you. Pun intended, but the pinch, removal, and aftermath hurts and feels weird.

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jmaster888 11

I'm sorry, OP. I hope you feel better soon!

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Nomaddict 14

At least you did something good first. Way to go OP. On a side note Hockey is life.

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lilbird187 9

I have to agree with you bro. Hockey is life and doesn't rest. Way to go OP! Haha

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colton_colton 49

Atleast you remember now

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lexred 30

It's a good gesture though and by the way, You should've remembered about the nurse's advice....its almost impossible to forget these vital Info's

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lexred 30

I don't understand what you exactly mean to say but.... its very rude of you, if you compared blood donation to vampires.

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Oh_bother44 11

#10, I regularly donate blood but whenever I see the Red Cross phone number on my caller ID I always say "oh look, it's the vampires again" mostly because if it's been longer between donations I start getting DAILY phone calls. It's just a joke.

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militarybrat 21

10, my phlebotomist regularly refers to himself as a vampire. Its a huge joke in their circle.

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nreed32 20

What did you expect? When you donate blood your body needs time to replenish it and you will be dehydrated until then.

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hockey_kid23 18

Way to donate op! But ya it's never a good idea to do something strenuous until you know how the donation will affect you. Rest up and get back out on the ice! Hope this incident doesn't hold you back from future blood donations.

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diagnosed 15

nice...........faint......man the next time try not using yourself as a human hockey puck. it is not advised

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jocamo 24

might of worked better if you used the right feint

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False_Stupidity 41

She used faint rather than feint because OP passed out. It's a pun.

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