By jimmy_morton - 26/01/2016 18:20 - United States

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 841
You deserved it 2 261

célinelisie tells us more.

célinelisie 14

Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.

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turtle_darkness 17

Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.

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ulissey_fml 22

My dad also paid me that compliment , once, when I was working the line at a local factory . I didn't mind, as he was the best mom I ever had, too.

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EarlFug 19

Does that make you the daughter he never had?

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célinelisie 14

He has 5 daughters and one son, me. That's why he says things like this. lol

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millie14225 31

tbh, I had to re read this post a few times to understand it. Wow! that sucks for both of you, unless she's a "tomboy," then she prolly laughed at it. I'm a chick, that works on cars, so I am very familiar with that phrase....

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k_cummins 21

I don't see a gender on this one. Maybe OP is a lesbian and her father really doesn't have a son? Still a weird way of complimenting the girlfriend but slightly less offensive to OP

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DraconicFeline 31

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Makes a bit more sense that way...or at least, I can understand the thought process a little better.

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awesomeamandas 37

op's user name has Jimmy in it. safe to assume it's a guy.

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RageWolf16 31

Did I read this right? Because if so I'm very confused

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booze_n_bitches 37

She's part of the family, how lovely! In other news, you may be disowned, until your father's new 'son' allows you to marry back into your family...

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hipposteve 21

shake it off and take them to a paintball field. you can vent there :)

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thepeanutoftime 8

I'm pretty sure that's more of an F her life

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