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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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By No Expectations No Disappointments - 18/09/2024 20:00 - Philippines - Makati City

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 12:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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Rallred32 20

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:06

Your father has a sick sense of humor, OP.

m22100 14

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:08

That's not something to " kid " about.

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Ibroughtuamento 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:23

Your dad might be an asshole

myoukei 31

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:26

There is the slightest possibility

alyant 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:27

So what if it was a joke or not. Your here now and you can make whatever impression on your dad that you want

JaiJay 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 14:17

You're*

Kamon97 23

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:29

Now that you're old enough to drink you now know what not to do when drinking thanks to your "father"

chocolatefrog28 29

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:30

Your dad doesn't get invited to parties much, does he OP?

dabomb0513 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:33

Best dad ever! No sarcasm.

TeacherTeem 21

Monday 24 March 2014 12:03

I don't get why people are so upset about this.

sugarhappens 10

Friday 13 November 2015 12:36

Agreed, people are so sensitive. My husband and I would both totally do this after the kid's grown, haha even if I needed artificial insemination to get pregnant.