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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 August 2018 16:20

I’m guessing the photo’s file format was JIF?

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 5 August 2018 17:35

Was there a pic of Mom drunk and covered in jelly🤣🤣 nothing better than a PB&J😂

Comments

joeyl1990 28

Sunday 5 August 2018 15:04

I understand the drunk, naked, smiling part but why the peanut butter?

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 5 August 2018 15:41

It's basic decency to use peanut butter in such a situation. Really now, what are you, some kind of animal?

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 5 August 2018 16:17

Dad was determined to find out just how much the dog really liked peanut butter.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 August 2018 16:20

I’m guessing the photo’s file format was JIF?

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Sunday 5 August 2018 17:03

Plot twist, His father wanted him to see his wild side.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 5 August 2018 17:35

Was there a pic of Mom drunk and covered in jelly🤣🤣 nothing better than a PB&J😂

blightsight 10

Sunday 5 August 2018 19:33

Except maybe a BJ

interesting33 36

Monday 6 August 2018 3:14

I was so gonna comment that! great minds. great comment

jkjorn 16

Monday 6 August 2018 15:36

That would be a P&BJ!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 5 August 2018 20:27

Well played Dad, well played.

Danielle Zion Gadsden 15

Sunday 5 August 2018 21:35

I guess I'm the only one that would have asked my dad about the story. Cause there is an epic story behind that pic.

FishyFishy 12

Sunday 5 August 2018 22:11

He wasn't naked.... he has on peanut butter.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 5 August 2018 23:20

Was he with your wife?

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 6 August 2018 1:41

Creamy or chunky, that peanut butter had nuts in it

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