Miscellaneous: Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my...

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 18:55 - Europe

Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML

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You deserved it 1 738

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 982

You deserved it 38 808

By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 740

You deserved it 3 188

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 818

You deserved it 9 725

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 887

You deserved it 5 819

Sneaky dad

By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 747

You deserved it 43 598

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 539

You deserved it 4 396

By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 560

You deserved it 2 733

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 042

You deserved it 82 009

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 437

You deserved it 22 389

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 942

You deserved it 2 485

psychotics101 9

Monday 26 November 2012 2:56

Just go buy some lingerie and leave where mom will find it. Problem solved.

jackrileymac 4

Monday 26 November 2012 2:55

That's just ****** up

Comments

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Monday 26 November 2012 3:32

Well ya know this shit happens jk feel bad for you

rhaemese 9

Monday 26 November 2012 3:33

27... Ummm.. I think.. That's the point...

perdix 29

Monday 26 November 2012 3:38

So, what were your lips wrapped around in the original picture? To make it look like a realistic hit off the bong, your mouth should be in the shape of . . .

BlowinChronic 18

Monday 26 November 2012 3:49

A Popsicle >=D

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 26 November 2012 4:50

Maybe OP just looked really surprised in the photo? :-O

ICastillo 24

Monday 26 November 2012 4:58

Or they took the photo of him in the middle of him saying wow...

LiterOfCola 16

Monday 26 November 2012 5:56

A fat blunt! Wait, that would defeat the purpose of photoshopping... Hmm...

wickedninja918 1

Monday 26 November 2012 6:21

she was eating a banana

TrueTriage 16

Monday 26 November 2012 3:48

I understood immediately but I'm yet to understand how this is being downvoted come on people noor is using imagination y'all should try it sometime.

qwillis98 20

Monday 26 November 2012 3:49

You idiot he masturbates in it to look like someone had ****** her and left the condom in the trash can. *facepalm*

thefella 10

Monday 26 November 2012 4:19

My comment was directed at 15, sorry for not being more specific.

SMOKEnTOKE00 3

Monday 26 November 2012 4:53

Yeahhhh sure, "Photoshopped"

TheWorkingMan 7

Monday 26 November 2012 4:59

Put a bong in his drawer and get your mom to open it ... What a laugh that would be!

Bpwoods 6

Monday 26 November 2012 5:11

Although it seems you're joking, that really would be a terrible idea. I imagine op is trying to prove to their mom that they don't actually smoke weed, and if their mom caught them putting the bong in the drawer they would be in more trouble.