By Singed - 04/07/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
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Essentials 0

Perhaps you should listen to your father in the future eh? Next time he might stick it somewhere else.

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ifetayo 2

your dad is mad crazy! but he sounds awesome to live with lmfao! :)

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ettubrute 0

Thats nothing my step dad told me to go to bed early one night becouse we where going hicking all morning and i woke up to my left ear rining and a box full of m80s that where going of i only slept 10 mins that whole day... :(

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Tman904 2

that same thing happened to me last month! the exact same thing!

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Iamme30069 5

The fact on how specific he was on his threat you should have got up

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boopie2150 13

The same thing happened to me, except I didn't get up when it went off, so he lit a second firecracker.

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Hello83_fml 8

Your dad is pretty much a dumb*ss

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