Love: Today, my date sent me a text saying "I'm sorry we're running...

By Tragics - 11/11/2009 18:53 - Canada

Today, my date sent me a text saying "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we". She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 11:01

Today, my date escaped through a second-storey bathroom window before our drinks even arrived. She later texted me that it wasn’t my fault, I just reminded her too much of her father, even though I’m two years younger than her and look nothing like the photos I've seen of him. FML

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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First Dates

By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By English - 01/12/2008 03:25 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

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PurplePoet 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:43

That's awful. lol parents like that are gonna be there on your wedding night, making sure you don't do anything "naughty" with their daughter

JP101 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:44

I'd be like, are they going to watch you give me head, too?

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xxphil 1

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:38

Overprotective parents much?

caligirl805 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:19

Seriously they are, thats so sad!

jesscar 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:38

i dont understand this ????

Sun_Kissed18 25

Thursday 12 November 2009 4:09

OP has a date with a 27 year old girl who needs her parents to supervise/chaperone her on her date.

EmmaElaine 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 18:44

fyl

This_Quiet_Storm 0

Friday 13 November 2009 9:11

I don't understand this either... it's not funny it's just weird. ._.

PurplePoet 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:43

That's awful. lol parents like that are gonna be there on your wedding night, making sure you don't do anything "naughty" with their daughter

ZOMFD 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:43

Who does that?! What is wrong with that girls parents for thinking that's normal?!

PurplePoet 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:46

whats wrong with the *girl* for thinking thats normal?

JP101 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:44

I'd be like, are they going to watch you give me head, too?

IamSpartacus 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:45

That's messed up.

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:47

It should be no big deal for a first date. Most guys usually don't get hot sex on the first date anyways. (I said "most" guys ;) ) If the parents are still tagging along when you are due for a roll in the hay, you may want to move on.

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:55

Oh, I think the OP shouldn't be sure of anything with this girl. That's why he needs to have an exit strategy with this one.

HookEmTexas07 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:28

#10, judging from this "(I said "most" guys ;) )," I'm assuming that means you've never had sex in your life and you want to seem like a badass, right?

perdix 29

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:36

OK, you're right. Ssshhhh! Let's keep that between you and me, OK?

boardclips 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:45

#23 - hilarious!

nonynony 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 3:19

I don't think the issue is "will this affect what I say/do on the date?" Yeah, I've had first dates that were PG-rated. I still expect the person to be at a normal psychological level for a late-20's adult. If someone brought their parents on our first date, I wouldn't be thinking "OMG this is really going to affect how I act tonight." I'd be thinking "OMG I'm going on a date with someone who IS VERY SERIOUSLY DEVELOPMENTALLY STUNTED." So #10, I think you missed the point.

Envy_fml 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:47

Bwaha, oh Saskatchewan. How I love it. Sadly, a number of names popped into my head about who this could be, before realizing that they're not 27 yet.