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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 11:40 - Australia - Applecross

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

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By WhatHaveIDone - 24/03/2021 11:01

Today, my daughter tried to make pasta by putting a pot on the stove, pouring the noodles in without adding water, and turning on the stove. Then she asked me, "How come these aren’t getting soft like when you make them?" She’s 19. FML

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By wtfdaughter - 03/02/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 12:15 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

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By why do eggs explode - 12/10/2015 21:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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By Justaddwater - 09/01/2010 17:45 - France

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 18:02

Today, I offered to help my mother-in-law boil noodles for some noodle soup. She loudly said, "You know how!?" I'm a chef. FML

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By AnonymousCow - 20/09/2016 13:04 - Australia - Perth

Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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BBlah 26

Monday 30 June 2014 22:54

How old is she?

subhaan786 19

Monday 30 June 2014 22:54

She's going places...not university but places

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JordyTN 11

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:19

my nephew did the same thing

Strider207 5

Sunday 6 July 2014 15:32

Wow... Ju... Just wow.... How old is she?

Chambers1985 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:24

annnd here's your sign..

sohibil 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:46

I would tell her to put them in the freezer :)

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:21

your daughter is a special kind of stupid isn't she?

claysculpture 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 12:05

I put mine in for 3 minutes

HWICUNow 10

Friday 16 October 2015 19:21

2 hours

metroido 17

Saturday 18 December 2021 11:20

To be fair, sometimes actual microwave times can be wildly different than what it says on the package...

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Boom!

I'm so tired

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