Sadly, common sense isn't as common as it should be. FYL

Maybe she wouldn't be so dumb if you fed her something with some actual nutritional value to it....

Wow, guys! Maybe she isn't that dumb. If OP has a shitty microwave, it's logical her/his daughter would ask such a thing. Our microwave is 15 years old and if I were to put 2- minute noodles in to that thing, I would see that after two minutes it's still practically cold and dry. Calm your ****, guys! :)

well with my microwave the suggested time is never enough so i ask my brother sometimes even if it says the time on the package

It depends on the brand of noodles. Often times the correct amount of time is 0 minutes because you aren't supposed to put it in the microwave at all.

Well, its exactly halfway between 1 and 3 minutes.

well... how long!?!

Different Wattage for different microwaves. Therefore you have to change the time accordingly. It would say on the pot how long for different wattage and she wanted to know the power of your microwave. Also, seriously, microwaving noodles?

I'm iffy on this one. I've had those two-minute noodle type meals before, and very often they needed longer than two-minutes to actually cook where they were not still hard.

BRAIN FART.