Kids: Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches... - FML

By Married2handsome - 16/06/2013 23:58 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML

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Married2handsome 13

Monday 17 June 2013 18:45

Yes, he's a cool dad! No, it was certainly NOT on purpose. :) Although she says it hurt, she too thought it funny and requested I place it as a FB status and FML!

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SamSwebb 24

Monday 17 June 2013 10:26

Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...

FALLENSEBZERO 16

Monday 17 June 2013 10:26

You may call your daughter The Joker now!

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Thursday 6 August 2020 6:29

who does he think he is? Gambit?

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