By Married2handsome - 16/06/2013 23:58 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
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Married2handsome 13

Yes, he's a cool dad! No, it was certainly NOT on purpose. :) Although she says it hurt, she too thought it funny and requested I place it as a FB status and FML!

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SamSwebb 24

Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...

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FALLENSEBZERO 16

You may call your daughter The Joker now!

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SexPot143 13

I would KILL my hubby if he did that to my kids. What the hell was he thinking?! Use a watermelon or some other type of fruit for chirsts sake.

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annie_nk 22

The way you worded that, I pictured the dad throwing watermelons instead of cards.

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zebraowl 8

Child abuse and people would 'KILL' their husband , seriously people ever heard of an accident ? And like op said it certainly was not on purpose throwing a card is like throwing a frisbee , You can't guarantee where it's going to go , little girl just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time . Settle down lol

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Brock_Dudeson 11

Ahh accidentally hit i deserve sorry man wish i could take that back

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dwvork 6

damn, and I was just in a discussion today that those disclaimers aren't needed, because people cant possibly be that stupid...fml

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jmcr 27

Ppl are that stupid even with the disclaimer those things arent there for our good its so they dont get sued for stupid ppl trying to copy them

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ViviMage 39

HIDE THE FROZEN CHICKEN!!!

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smurfdoll 8

He was a jerk , good riddance (:

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JACKxRAWR 22

Wooosh! That's the sound of you skim-reading the FML and going straight in for a comment.

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Kagrish 9

We call it child abuse. Your husband is an asshole.

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What_the_hell70 0

Your husband is an asshole.

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