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By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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WingsFan80 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:53

win for him

katiemarie23 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:04

Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.

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funzcpl 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:15

kind of makes you wonder if he had the hots for her back in the day huh.

Thanateros 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:33

Props for referencing Devin Townsend m/

daniella4680 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:44

well I guess age doesn't really matter to them

PeteElMalo 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:45

as long as she isn't in middle school now, it's all good

brownlace 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:00

freakyyy

sipher16 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:24

well if she's legal that means that she is at least 18 so that makes him at the youngest 43. OP I understand where your coming from in my opinion 10 years age difference is the max.

rommie_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:26

extremely awkward... like.... EXTREMELY. awkward.. I'm scared for you.

kateeeh 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:35

i bet it was for money....if ya know what i mean...

NightOwlTechie88 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:11

Yeah, ok. have you seen how much teachers make these days? Times have changed, it's not like how it was back in the day.

klong91 7

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:52

That's creepy.

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:15

wow. that really sucks.

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