By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
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91hayek 31

some people think that because they are old they can get away with unwarranted opinions and violence. Shame.

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Colon_Man 17

Most grandmothers today grew up through the 60s. God damn, I'm getting old.

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NNOTCHO 23

My grandma was born in the 40's the year ww2 ended I think

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PANDORUM89 21

I'm 26 and my grandma was born in 39. So she's had to go through a lot of social changes. She's still a bit on the edge when it comes to certain things in regards to sexual behavior and PDA. Though I don't see the problem unless you gave him a tongue included kiss. If that was the case maybe next time you know he is coming back perhaps you make sure its a private occasion.

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confused_wandere 26

My grandfather was born in 1929. She could certainly be that old.

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stormy0307 16

I'm 26 and my parents were born in the 50's and my grandparents were born in the 20's, my grandfather fought in WW2.

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Colon_Man 17

#34; I guess a lot of people don't want to hear the truth. :D

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm 20. My paternal great-grandparents were born in the 30s, my paternal grandparents were born in the early 50s, and my parents were born in the early 70s. My family usually breeds early (around my current age). I'm not planning on continuing that but it is really nice to still have my great grandparents around. :) That said, I can see my great-grandmother reacting like the grandma in the FML, like kissing is somehow inappropriate. However, my grandma is really cool and would be totally fine with it.

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oiler 21

make her feel bad. Tell her what she did really wasnt appropriate I'd hate for this to happen to me.

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Tarlachia 33

Ask your Grandma if she ever did the same back during the War.

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Colon_Man 17

Probably worse. Grams was most likely rolling around with everyone at Woodstock.

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Queensland 27

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SebastianCT 14

She just doesn't want you to end up like her ;)

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nonsensical 26

You should've just owned it and pulled him straight to the bedroom, let them all wait for you in the living room. How rude of her!

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91hayek 31

some people think that because they are old they can get away with unwarranted opinions and violence. Shame.

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TripleDallas123 15

Yeah, kissing your husband out of love and relief is wrong!

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