Kids: Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years...

By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Amber C - 07/04/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

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Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:53

win for him

katiemarie23 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:04

Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:23

Pervy Saaaagggeeee!!!! FTW

some1azn 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:25

Easy A for the rest of her life. LAME!!!!

buckie123 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 15:36

that's just messed up.

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:09

It's her bed....let her lie in it with him.

scorpion2205 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:14

shes going for the money shes smart

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:38

#79 Teachers aren't known for their wealth.

titzorgtfo632 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:57

report his ass to the schgoolboard so everyone knows hes a pervert

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:36

If the girl isn't in school anymore, than the school board can't, wont, and shouldn't do anything about it.

TigTheRed 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:02

on the upside:1) she is happy, 2) their kids will have a great tutor when it's time for algebra homework

sweetcheex666 6

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:15

wow that makes me wonder what happened In middle school...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:34

Hmm. Even though their relationship is now legal (obviously she's not underage anymore), I still find it somewhat disturbing.

tricey24 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:16

Damn ! That suckssss for you ! :(

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