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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By Stupid - 20/04/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By icarlymom - 05/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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ambowew 7

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:32

Quick! Go retrieve them, they will be eternally grateful.

tnlander 20

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:34

Toys are memories. You should have at least talked to her about it first.

Comments

cosmosis 12

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:47

No. This is nothing like that time...

RvidxrKlvn 8

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:48

Just as crazy

Egao_fml 8

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:49

Could've told her beforehand though.

perdix 29

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:51

Damn you! Now you reminded me of Jesse the Yodeling Cowgirl and "When She Loved Me." Gettin' a little choked up over here! I thought that after that movie and song came out, no one would ever throw a doll away again.

AussieChild 22

Sunday 18 November 2012 4:45

I still have my Jesse doll from when I was young- I don't want to give her away and have her sing sad songs about me! :(

Bblock 5

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:56

Toy Story goes in. Dont hate mom

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:57

Strange because I'm watching the movie right now. But whenever I see it I feel bad for not playing with my toys.

mayyberry 4

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:58

This could be the start of another movie..

idgaf528 6

Sunday 18 November 2012 3:02

I've already read this fml somewhere before...

Primmly 11

Sunday 18 November 2012 3:05

Did you ask her first? Because if not that was an incredibly rude thing to do.

LaLince 40

Sunday 18 November 2012 3:29

I agree. ask her, first,

carminecris89 13

Sunday 18 November 2012 3:06

While your daughter is definitely no genius, you should have asked. It's wrong to just sell her stuff without her permission. No one else's stuff is yours to give away.