By zuut - 18/01/2009 05:22 - Australia

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
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your_face 15

It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.

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tishytot 0

My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm. I have no new notifications on Facebook. I have nothing on Myspace. Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use. **** your life? **** my life.

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Loosechange 0

Ok Facebook is a waste of time all it did was piss me off. I would get like a billion notifications so I deleted it and made a new one. Only like 30 people I will let on because who wants 500 people saying they just watched the hockey game or went to dinner or something no one cares about.

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bezach 0

ikr I quit and just checked and still no new notifications for over two year.

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Gstone5 0

facebook is a ******* waste of time, i have 478 friends and never log on, but i also dont get notifications.

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bagginzy 14

This is the worst FML I've ever read. Get a LIFE!

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drewgreenan 0

if you do nothin on fb you shouldn't get notifications idiot

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FMLshark 12

The generation I live in: People get heartbroken over not receiving notifications on Facebook.

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tishytot 0

My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm. I have no new notifications on Facebook. I have nothing on Myspace. Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use. **** your life? **** my life.

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slushpup9696 12

you and the Op sound needy.

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singhjr1 3

dude the only way your going to get any nothinfications is if you actually post or commemt on something. ever thought about that dumbazzez.

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your_face 15

It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.

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HyperFlirt 0

Pfft, don't leave FB because of that. FB isn't important, I agree, but still, it's a useful tool when you want to contact someone you wouldn't otherwise be able to. But...that does suck XD; Sorry hun.

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bezach 0

I found my dad I havnt seen in six years on FB!

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mister_moops 0

op and #3 you guys are ******* faggots. you have three options. 1) ******* kill yourselves. 2) stop being such faggots. 3) get a ******* life.

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soccer_babe 0

facebook is so useless. it takes up all your time and people can stalk you.

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mynameizanthony 0

dont worry it happens to me to :/

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christiner51 0

Totally agree with #7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Facebook means nothing when you have a life.

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