By dad - 29/06/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
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treli1593 0

WHY would she even say that around you?!

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DncrHap 9

Something to keep in mind: Not all girls who take birth control are having sex. Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex. However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body. For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked. ... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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ea247 20

Well at lest she's used birth control so think of the positive she could have gotten pregnant and then you'd would have to do a shotgun wedding

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LyraAlluse 25

I'm guessing she is the type that says everything she is thinking.

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katherinebby17 28

It is something you want to hear if you don't want her pregnant.

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awkward611 26

I love that you're acting so cool about it...

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sophien_fml 6

Wow, your daughter is just being honest

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fritzie2011 5

ADLEAST she's being safe!

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katt_is_here 24

ADLEAST? ADLEAST? That is not a word! Jesus H. Christ....

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keyofdestiny13 24

Congratulations, you're an idiot, OP. Birth control isn't JUST used as a contraceptive. It's also used to clear acne and help lighten, regulate, or even stop your period. If she's taking the pill, she has to take it at the SAME time every day, otherwise something could go wrong. Don't jump to the conclusion that your daughter is a *****.

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Aardvarkuus 4

I agree with everything except the assumption that even if she's having sex that must mean she's a ***** -_- She'd be ****** up to say it if she meant that to her father but she's not a *****.

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