By dad - 29/06/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
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treli1593 0

WHY would she even say that around you?!

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DncrHap 9

Something to keep in mind: Not all girls who take birth control are having sex. Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex. However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body. For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked. ... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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TheLefty 1

So all you do is post about it on fml? Are you kidding me?

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Parisgirl34 12

Why would she even say that around you?

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0h_Boy 26

You realize she could've just been ******* with your head, right?

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Faye2210 9

Just be glad she remembered it. So what if she's having sex as long as she isn't pregnant.

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GamerGirl93 6

Well it's better then "Dad, I'm pregnant"

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_Mayli_ 7

I'm on birth control, and my dad knows it, for medical reasons. It's not just to protect against pregnancy, it's also to regulate hormones to induce a natural cycle. AKA: She may not be having sex, but she may just need to have a normal timetable for her periods.

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lamadeleinedu38 10

If you look at the illustration, her posture is horrible.

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Epikouros 31

It's expressive. That's the artist's style.

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its_love2 31

hey at least shes being safe .... better than not taking it and ending up pregnant!!!

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