Kids: Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend.... - FML

By dad - 29/06/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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treli1593 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:37

WHY would she even say that around you?!

DncrHap 9

Monday 29 June 2009 20:46

Something to keep in mind: Not all girls who take birth control are having sex. Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex. However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body. For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked. ... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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viau 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 6:24

better than "dad, i m pregnant"

heyyyaubrey 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:43

hey..at least she remembered!

jayyvonblood 18

Monday 2 June 2014 5:08

6969

acke01 14

Tuesday 9 September 2014 0:42

Better before than after

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:51

Birth control can be used for hormones.

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