Animals: Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe,...

By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 19:25 - United States

Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML

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By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML

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By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

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By animallover - 26/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

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By poohead - 09/12/2009 05:07 - Australia

Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML

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By pigglepigglepiggle - 24/11/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML

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By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

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By Ihatepigsnow - 07/07/2022 14:00

Today, I was at my uncle’s farm and his pig had piglets. They looked super adorable, so I picked one up. The poor thing started shrieking bloody murder. Mama pig wasn’t too happy. I have the stitches to prove it. FML

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By Alex White - 02/05/2016 16:50 - Canada - Westerose

Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML

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lkrofct 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:14

Better the TV than the guinea pig.

tally7mir 3

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:33

Aw, just get another TV. A life is more valuable than a TV, even if it's not a human life

Comments

lolmigosh 15

Friday 7 October 2011 6:02

Screw you op id rather give up a tv then an awesome animal like a guinea pig

OctoberRainfall 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:36

so what? THE GUINEA PIG LIVES!!!!!

Bookoholic 11

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:18

Well THANK GOD.

DrAtomic 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 20:54

So you rather have your little daughter cry and sob about her dead friend? You are one of those people who makes my faith in humanity fall. But I have an oven just for you. You make me want to slam your empty head in it. Please change for the better, you sick, heartless idiot.

SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:09

The tv breaking does suck but I'd rather have a busted tv than my daughter be heartbroken over a dead pet.

AbbyMaexx 2

Sunday 6 April 2014 20:35

as long as the piggy is ok

cwl727 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 22:48

I am happy that the guinea pig is ok.

Boomi 38

Sunday 20 November 2016 6:31

Did you WANT the guinea pig to get hurt? It's a TV, man up. My stepfather broke my TV and threw a full piggy bank past my head because found a butter knife in my room (I couldn't find scissors and needed to cut a string). At least the living creature is alive and well.