By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

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beeferjay 34

she's been watching too much doogie howser

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hellnosucka 27

why? were you cheating with her other siblings?

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JohnForge 13

Sir, I hate to inform you, but my generation is full of idiots. That walk around on their phones, sitting and doing nothing, because the government gives them everything they want. I do admit, I am using my phone at this moment, but I make my life into something. Also, I for one want to make something of myself in this world.

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nyf137 20

Do not blame children for the unfortunate actions of their parents. The "government" doesn't give children whatever they want, parents do.

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Internetflakes 13

i for one, see no purpose of your comment.

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Lalala579121 27

What does this have to do with the FML at all? I think it's safe to assume that OP's daughter is very young, and little kids of all generations say things like this.

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WinterChild 20

She just wants half your stuff, but you can still make her dinner, buy her cloths and keep a roof over her head.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Good thing this wasn't in Alabama, otherwise the meaning of this FML would be totally different lol

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doodlecloud 26

I assume she meant emancipate...or is this FML a lot more twisted than it seems?

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rabbi1010 29

Thats exactly what i thought. Im not sure why op would post this if he was really married to his daughter...

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KestrelGirl 15

Question is, how old is she? If she's 7 or younger, that's really hilarious. If she's older... I have no words for this.

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