By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML
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no1askdu 5

thats how i say i love you

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SlightlyGPirate 0

i didn't know men could breastfeed now! must be some genetic thing.

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TECC 4

that's what babies do, you gotta get used to it

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upsidedownn 8

Milk mustache! :)

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DrPepper0602 11

Been there! I have also held her up while I was laying down an it made it not only to my mouth, but also my neck and hair! Congrats on the bundle of joy! lol

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saymynamess 19

At this age It's perfectly clean don't worry about.

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