By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 740
You deserved it 5 814

Same thing different taste

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no1askdu 5

i didn't know men could breastfeed now! must be some genetic thing.

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welcome to being a parent. you'll also get pissed on, shitted on, be kept up all night, and have one of those days when she doesnt stop crying.

Congrats :) Babies are wonderful. This is just one of the first of many bodily fluids you will get covered in, part and parcel of parenting. Its worth it though. Give your wife major kuddos and support for breastfeeding!

She was trying to say she didn't effing care.

This is a normal part of parenting, or so I believe.

This is horrible. Your relationship with your daughter is forever ruined by vomit. You should ditch her and try for a more perfect baby... Seriously what did you expect? That the creation from your exploding ****** wouldn't ever disappoint you-even if it is just a little spitup?

kaytlinblindsey 0

it's a baby. you are going to be up all night, be shitted on, peed on, and piled on a thousand times. get used to it

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Why was your mouth open? It's a baby kiss, not a **** kiss.