By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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emmiep1011 7

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

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emerluvsu 6

1. There's a new harry potter site?!? Omg, count me in! 2. It's pie-hole, not cake hole. What planet do you live on? 3. And yes, that makes you a very bad parent. This reality check is brought to you by emerluvsu! ~^-^~

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emerluvsu 6

1. There's a new harry potter site?!? Omg, count me in! 2. It's pie-hole, not cake hole. What planet do you live on? 3. And yes, that makes you a very bad parent. This reality check is brought to you by emerluvsu! ~^-^~

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stevestephens 1

Better yet smoke pot with your kid then check out that harry potter website together you help your kid register and get to see some cool shit while stoned problem solved your a good parent

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Quarknog 1

I feel like that was really unnecessary, and yeah I feel like your a bad parent for getting pissed and drinking over a website. REALLY! Get over it!!

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