By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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emmiep1011 7

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

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BubblyNinja13 0

that's pretty bad.....

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Fadeity 7

I don't know about anyone else, but the way that this was worded completely irks me.

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jannie22 0

I love how OP goes from typing a word like jibber-jabber to a word like emanating.

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DavLynn 4

maybe you have some kind of disorder, you should get some counseling.

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kyrativ 1

Lol fml is for shitty life stories, not for complaining about an annoying daughter

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Said the man with seven kids: "I hate kids, but I love sex." I believe this is your problem, OP. Hit the bottle a couple more times. It'll be ok.

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13whatsername13 0

omg! I was just watching that! hahaha, my name is earl

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iAmScrubs 19

Why don't you just stuff your cake hole with cake? Cake solves all problems.

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Iwashere12345 0

if one has problems, eat cake. I gave it to you for a reason. -God

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BBYgirl_22 3

except weight loss lol

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crazyrunnergirl 7

well at least you recognize that you are :)

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itsMatix 0

should of gave gere some booze too to help the pain

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