By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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emmiep1011 7

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

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0___0 9

No wonder my younger sister was so excited when she got accepted to register that website. It's really hard to get in I heard.

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malfoyfreak 3

It is, got me mad and yelling at the computer :| wonderful, I did get an account though :) non stop Harry potter does a lot for a fangirl •_•

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ArielTheMermaid 17

It is haha but I got in :) it doesn't open to all until october

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alex540150 9

haha same! My computer froze the first time I saw the clue due to the traffic, I almostcried! But today I happened to check and it was there and I got in!! We're two of a million! ;)

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sourgirl101 28

I've been waiting my whole life for just one **** And all I needed was just one **** How can you say that you don't give a **** I find myself stupified, coming back again. Big "Disturbed" fan!!(:

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Hi_I_am_Q 0

Accepting the truth always makes it better...

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SSWcyclones 0

You are horrible. Who would do that!!!!

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Yarrachel 16

Pottermore is a piece of marketing genius. There is no real reason for this early registration while the website doesn't open until October. It's clearly finished (or mostly finished) already, or else nobody could be let in at all. There is no real reason for the clues and registration times except to make people more excited about it. I figure that if I happen to be on the site when registration starts then that's fine, but I'm not going to set alarms and freak out about it like some of my friends are.

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missyj0 12

Yeah^ I just googled the answer. It wasn't like breaking into a bank.

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hanhanjr 0

Early registration=beta testers. Its not a scam to make people more excited. People would be excited anyway.

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fullofmetal 7

Pottermore is freaking awesome. She still has one more day to try and register, though.

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bingo01_fml 13

totally sounds fake. no parent would publicly anounce feeling that way about their child, no matter how true it may be

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cherryblossomchi 4

perhaps use birth control next time. there are millions of people who wish to be parents that can't, you should be grateful

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12vballchick12 5

Agreed. And for those of you who are like 'well theres adoption' its a long process. It took my aunt seven years

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sarcasmismyno1 22

I see no reason why other people's ability to have or not have children should be his concern. I doubt that was a motivating factor in why they had kids.

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leannecloveryau 11

POTTERMORE FOR THE WIN I got in on Day 4. good luck with your kid!

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yeseniaa14 0

I got in today! Super happy about it :)

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finalfantasygirl 0

Got in today(: it's a REALLY big deal for me and my parents get annoyed too >.< seriously, it makes me feel unwanted, probably cuz I am.

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alex540150 9

Nice! I got in today :) HARRY POTTER FTW!!!

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