By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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emmiep1011 7

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

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krwinne95 1

get a life, stop thinking you're cool, ur a loser and an obviously bad parent

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daisygirl1994 4

My sister got in.

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kitkrest 8

Parenting in its most refined and perfected form.

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CookieMonstr19 0

Yes....yes you are

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lrr11 0

Yea pretty much your a shitty parent

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writergirl23 19

Cake-hole??? Jibber-jabber?? Booze? Looks like someones a bad parent all right. Learn some ******* sense asshole.

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sleepindevil 15

Hmmm? Jibber-jabber has been used since before the 80's, it was made famous by Mr T in the A-Team Booze has been the informal word for alcohol for many centuries. You can trace it back to the 14th century, and probably beyond. Cake-hole, I agree with you, but it is still a perfectly acceptable word to use in reference to a person's mouth. So, maybe you should go learn some ******* sense before you hammer someone else's vocabulary

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PapSmearNinja 4

dont feel to bad your not the only parent like this...btw im not a parent

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blink_kid 32

I'm 19 and was also unsuccessful in registering for Pottermore, it was very upsetting.

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