Health: Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked...

By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - 20/06/2014 23:03 - United States - Placerville

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML

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By Lily - 02/09/2015 10:09 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML

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By Caroline - 24/02/2013 09:34 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML

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Creepy nevertheless

By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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Are you sure?

By yourekillingme - 19/02/2016 04:12 - United States - Mission

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML

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Breakdown

By JulesBlues - 09/07/2019 06:00

Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML

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Lightweight

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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Tense

By Anon - 06/04/2021 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML

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EdenCrystal 21

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:36

How is he allowed to do that?

krundale 6

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:36

Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.

Comments

korscrib 9

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:07

Ouch! Very unprofessional. Take care, OP.

gummehbewr 19

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:08

Drop dead hilarious!

dmorales1175 9

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:13

they can do that? O.o

JRtheSnowman 5

Saturday 21 June 2014 11:00

No they can't

CSXIV 19

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:14

Apparently, your doctor hasn't heard of Intentional Infliction of Extreme Emotional Distress.

Greg1986 13

Saturday 21 June 2014 9:07

Surprise! Yet another "disease" or "disorder" that has been created by money grubbing idiots for an excuse to remain over medicated. It's people that are encouraging lawsuits and perpetuating imaginary disorders that are taking the fun out of life for the rest of us.

glabberfasted 16

Saturday 21 June 2014 13:29

84 - You really need to educate yourself on how the human brain works in relation to health and illness.

Mintaka_fml 11

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:19

Time to now live life like you have only a few weeks to live, even if you have many decades remaining.

stevothedevo 25

Saturday 21 June 2014 8:00

That's cold. I bet you have a new found look on life.

lord_meloetta 20

Saturday 21 June 2014 8:22

The only way I can look at this is by saying all of the YDIs are just people who clicked the wrong button. It's the only way I can look at it without crying about how stupid humanity is.