By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - 20/06/2014 23:03 - United States - Placerville

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
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krundale 6

Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.

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RandomPrius 15

Really he's not joking, we all have seconds, days, weeks, months to live

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Pixiecrack 11

I'm sorry OP but at least u have a doctor with a sense of humor

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lina21 12

Lawsuit...see how funny he finds that, even with a jk at the end

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Syruphs 17

People are so money hungry now a days that when they get the chance they just want to sue everybody . Relax. Have a good time cause either way when you die you're not gonna take any of the materialistic things you own with you

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btrag97 13

I bet all you people who are bitching that he's a bad doctor for playing a joke would be bitching if your doctor was some boring old man who just tries and rushes you out, I think he's cool

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jessieforever218 4

Omg what a dick

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vlalam 24

lol.. at least now u will appreciate life more and will use ur time wisely with the People that matted the most to u... on the other hand, that doc is funny and knows how to use his powers ;) glad u r alright buddy

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14tali 11

I'm sure he's not supposed to do that. I think it's time to find a new doctor.

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FroggerForReal 11

you should probably change doctors and that wasn't funny because no one really expects a doctor to say that

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