By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."

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aardvarkish 15

sounds more like a must-have than a may-cause

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."

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CallMeHush 0

BSR, squirrels have bushy tails, that thing looks like a gerbil.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"Oh, I'm sorry, but I think I ate your chocolate-covered squirrel."

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CallMeHush 0

That is OK (reaches into bag then raises arm in triumph) I have this chocolate covered ferret.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

OMG!11! F3RR3TS!11!1!eleventy!1 (eats the ferret) I N33DS MOAR!!1!1

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CallMeHush 0

I'm out, maybe starfire would make you, wait a minute... what hell are these? They look like, why yes they are, (holds up a six pack) white chocolate teddy bear hamsters!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(eats one hamster, then throws up on a kind in a wheelchair) (wiping his mouth and straightening his tie) I'm sorry, Billy, I really am. However, I don't have time to give a damn or to help clean up this mess. I'm far too busy... ...being delicious. (cues Judge Fudge theme song)

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Ajjas013 6

*Sorts through gummy bears* Fatass :/

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CallMeHush 0

psshhht, gummy bears... amature. (turns and walks away, camel tail encrusted in real Vermont maple syrup sugar hanging from back pocket) "See ya on the flip side kid."

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

and YourFullOfShit!! For whatever reason, I read your comment then your username and I laughed because of the irony involved.

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Ajjas013 6

No CMH! YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME! :'( *Separates waffle into two halves*

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Jrook 0

idk WTF you're talking about, but it sounds like comedy of the gods

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Ajjas013 6

I don't even know what I'm talking about :/ Nobody knows. *Flings spinache at ceiling*

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XDNurse 0

antibiotics have a tendency to do that when/if you don't eat before you take them. try eating something, and if you're a girl go buy lots of yogurt. (for anyone who says I should check the OP's gender myself... can't see it on my phone) <3

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lomogirl 0

There are some antibiotics that lose their effect if you eat before taking them.

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idkweird 0

Also, I would recommend calling your doctor. Though diarrhea is a side effect, one of the biggest causes of diarrhea when taking antibiotics is C. Diff colitis. Basically, you can get rid of it by switching antibiotics in a lot of cases (with the C. Diff). Also, yes, lots of yogurt or acidophilus vitamins/pills.

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XDNurse 0

wow.... c. diff is not fun to get rid of, I hope OP is ok.... wait I thought c. diff was nosocomial ???

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XDNurse 0

#4 you have the coolest name I love dbz.

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MrNismo 0

lmao that just sucks, pray you don't have to sneeze lol

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