Animals: Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair...

By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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Monday 14 November 2016 5:07

The next pair will be twenty-ate!

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Monday 14 November 2016 5:00

Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...

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danm19 15

Tuesday 15 November 2016 0:28

Let's hope they weren't super expensive.

Jakuri 12

Tuesday 15 November 2016 0:44

I'm guessing you and your dog have the same taste in underwear.

Baron_Kaz 15

Tuesday 15 November 2016 4:25

Maybe wash the underwear well? The "smells" are what are causing the dog to eat it. Also spray it with a fabric scent to further dog proof it.

Liss5477 6

Tuesday 15 November 2016 5:37

Just quit wearing underwear.

aggoden_bed 9

Tuesday 15 November 2016 9:41

You must be really stupid if you can't hide your underwear from a dog.

Cenobyte 10

Tuesday 15 November 2016 12:37

Surely you start learning to leave your underwear where the dog can't get to it after the 26th pair.

middlenamefrank 8

Tuesday 15 November 2016 18:12

Twenty-seven pair and you still haven't moved them somewhere he can't get at them? I'd say your dog has you pretty well trained!

sadmofo12345 15

Tuesday 15 November 2016 22:06

That dog is going places

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 16 November 2016 1:33

Glad to see you're keeping count. YDI. 27 times?

sighlifeman 12

Wednesday 16 November 2016 2:35

guess you gotta wear him now

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