Animals: Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks... - FML

By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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By This may take awhile - 30/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML

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Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

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By NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - 23/01/2023 01:30 - United States

Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML

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By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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daydreamer244 13

Monday 29 April 2013 16:03

He's all bark and no bite, literally.

perdix 29

Monday 29 April 2013 16:10

Put his food in an R/C dump truck and make it drive away whenever your dog goes for it. You've got an insane dog, so you might as well have fun with it.

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chezburito 1

Monday 29 April 2013 23:02

God damn it moon moon eat your food

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 30 April 2013 0:18

Oh my god. XD Moon moon is actually starting to spread. I love it.

mlc0125 8

Monday 29 April 2013 23:02

Lol my dog is afraid of her brush

rachel_h 14

Monday 29 April 2013 23:22

How the heck is ur dog afraid of the food bowl??

Hiphuray4peas 27

Monday 29 April 2013 23:30

That's a weird one. Look for other reinforcement contingencies and what could possibly be rewarding the dog for that behavior... there must be a reason for it.

MayaTheBee_fml 10

Tuesday 30 April 2013 0:36

There's a saying in Dutch and literally translated it is: "Barking dogs don't bite." It reminded me if that.

narean 2

Tuesday 30 April 2013 1:56

i know how that feels Op.

caitiebug1119 15

Tuesday 30 April 2013 1:58

My fiance's dog is the same way. She's scared of EVERYTHING. Put the food on a rubber mat and see if that works.

Viet_fml 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 2:34

What are you feeding him? Lol

Koleckai 16

Tuesday 30 April 2013 5:01

Must be ruff for all involved.

Elfses 10

Tuesday 30 April 2013 5:32

Sounds like a 7-9 month old puppy XD

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