By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 07:25 - France
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It does not matter. Revenge is never about the person, or object in this case, that one wants revenge against. It's personal. It's more about causing damage than pain. Plus there seems to be a bit of personification going on, which could lead to someone associating putting a dent in the machine as causing the machine pain.
I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it seriously.
You know, Noor.... I can see Perdix doing that! But, Doc said a lot of things.... Are you sure he wasn't saying he was funnier than both of you combined? We know how he is. :P
Guys, guys, NoorFML, DocBastard, and Perdix are really all the same person.
They're not a person at all #79.
There are things that are simply not needed to be mentioned, #11.
#20, don't worry, soon you will realize eating anything while browsing FML is a very bad idea.
#61 Unless you have an iron stomach.
Time to rage.
That totally reminded me of a song from Sworn Enemy :D
You still need to buy a coffee maker or get coffee from somewhere else. Coffee doesn't grow on trees you know!
Perhaps it's time to call the company that owns the machine and let them know, who knows maybe you can get free coffee.
28 - What do you think customer service is for? And how will kicking the coffee machine fix anything?
Kicking the machine will not fix it, but it might just break. ..your foot.
The machine anticipate your move and next time you mess with it again, it may change into decepticon.
"You failed me yet again, Starscream!" Btw: how the hell are they making Transformers 4 when Starscream was killed in part 3? Who's going to bring Megatron back to life when he's was the only one that was able to do it!?
Wait, Starscream dies in number three!?
THE MACHINES ARE TURNING ON US! To be fair Terminator made it seem a bit more exciting.
IT KNOWS!!!
make your coffee at home
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Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.