By savannahsboxxx - 11/07/2015 12:09 - United States

Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML
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savannahsboxxx 12

I love my phone any who they came out and said she'll have to pass a test or she'll have to go on a dangerous dog list. I personally will know she'll pass but it's not like I trained her to kill there rabbit it was animal instant. It happened in my yard while she was on a tie out. so it's there fault for not being responsible with there rabbit.

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hkhan24 23

Maybe the dog didn't kill the rabbit and just found it.

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HereNReady 13

And this is the Origin story for one of the worlds most vicious organized crime lords.

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Matheo_fml 21

What a Pit-y... But remember, some day you can ask the dog a biiig favour...

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llama_monicz 21

It's a dog's natural instinct, don't worry. My border collie brings us rabbits she's killed all the time, although it's worth noting that they're wild and this isn't frowned upon, but encouraged.

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MandieL 27

Dogs can't tell the difference between a wild rabbit and a pet rabbit. It sucks what happened to their pet but it was more or less their fault for letting the bunny run away so many times.

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llama_monicz 21

You're very right, it is unfortunate that some can't tell the difference... Depending on their upbringing. To ensure no confusion, some can, one of the times my dog brought me a rabbit was when I asked her to. This wild one had managed to get into my guinea pig pen, afraid that it might be carrying disease I got her get away from them. She can tell the difference but this is from years of living with them, despite them looking similar. But yes, it's unfortunate for the poor rabbit and owner.

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lexid17 12

You had to hide a murder committed by your dog...first time I heard that

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Mooglefox 23

This is how everything starts. You hide one body, then another...

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LazyLion 12

That's true friendship

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buymevickis92 26

now that's real love lol

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WatDaHail 13

"And then that's when I started to get addicted to hiding bodies, I can't stop."

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joshi42 16

A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move the body. Looks like your dog has one.

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deathscale500 11

You could put its body on their yard and they'll think a wild animal got it

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Slothman102 11

Personally I'd at least tell the parents their kids rabbit is dead. Then let them break it to the kids. Don't need to mention it was your dog, just say you found it by the road or something. Leaving them to keep looking and hoping it would come back just wouldn't sit right with me.

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