By MoreActionThanMe - 11/12/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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MisterDoctor 12

Looks like someone went to the closet and.. *puts on sunglasses*.. let the dogs out.

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xy798 8

Your dog came out to you. In the park. In front of other people. Sounds wonderful.

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PhishloverA 14

Ménage a twa doggy style!

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Sputnikspak 13

Ehn, my dog has done that. He also regularly tries to hump the cat. It's a dominance thing, unless your dog isn't fixed, in which case, shame on you. Even female dogs do that.

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RedPillSucks 31

Even if your dog is fixed. Mine is neutered and still humps things, alive or dead. He has a wool blanket that he's suppose to sleep with, but he only uses it for "sexy time". Once we came across a dead deer and I had to yank his horny ass off the thing.

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MrsAlexander83 10

There have been documented cases that humans aren't the only ones who participate in homosexual relationships. On a side note, I knew a dog once who could give himself a *******...first dog I've ever seen that moaned with pleasure! Those instances are very uncomfortable, so I hope you just left or turned away! Lol

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dannnngthatsux 19

I grew up with a dog that did that to himself. When he felt scared, he'd curl up under the table and... No he didn't learn that from family. We didn't accept kisses from him either.

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fakkumairaifu 14

I just hope it was a threeway with other dogs.

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Mopmob02 18

What was he the catcher or the pitcher? Or maybe the he was the dog doing both O_o

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sonspeedy 4

He wasn't doing a three way. If you know anything about dogs, you'd know it is the way they try and show who's alpha male in the group.

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dannnngthatsux 19

There is no alpha male, in dogs or wolves. It's a crappy old badly done study. If there was, female dogs wouldn't have multiple partnered puppies in the same litter. And there would be a boat loss of animals attacking owners as they fight for dominance.

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foREVer_A7X_17 2

not to get technical, but dogs dont just have sex just to do it, they have sex to produce pups, and im sure he knew that the other dog was a boy and therefor he wouldnt have done it...

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RedPillSucks 31

Since when do dogs, or any other animal, know what the results of having sex is. They do it because it's one of the animal drives. It feels good, or it's used for domination.

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lainzilla 14

Actually pretty much every animal on the planet has sex just for the sake of having sex. And pretty much every animal has also been observed engaging in homosexual activity as well. Humans aren't so magically enlightened that we're the only animal that knows sex feels good, mate.

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Steffi 26

It's pretty well known that dogs can be gay.

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