By MoreActionThanMe - 11/12/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 935
You deserved it 2 820

Same thing different taste

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Looks like someone went to the closet and.. *puts on sunglasses*.. let the dogs out.

Your dog came out to you. In the park. In front of other people. Sounds wonderful.

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challan 19

I am picturing a little triangle sack to slobber tongue action for foreplay, then a train doggie style. Followed by a relaxing smoked sausage snack. I am putting way to much thought into this.

The other 2 were dogs also right? You didn't clarify...

RedPillSucks 31

sigh... I could have gone all week without that imagery.

A dog's actions are a clear reflection of their owners... Just sayin...

Clearly you're just jealous. Maybe if you ask nicely next time he'll let you join in?

chrissy2 28

My dog wiped her ass on a gravel road as people were walking by. Love them to death, but dogs do some pretty embarrassing stuff.

Undefined323 5

How is this f your life? Seeing as dogs have minds of their own. I don't understand why anyone should be embarrassed by what their dogs do in public.

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?

C'mon people... We need more down thumbs to bury this comment.

KiddNYC1O 20

46- You asked for it, literally.

Nice! Although, they were just fighting for dominance, it is hilarious to see who is the dominant male. You are lucky they found that out that way, otherwise it would have been a massive dog fight. Haha! Love the username!