By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
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Nightwing98 22

100 cookies? Did you mean bear instead of dog?

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chanellgymnast 17

Aww well at least she liked them. Poor baby.

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MissFits_fml 6

It's alright, OP. It doesn't mean that your cookies were shit or anything. If there is chocolate found in your cookies, this may explain why your dog's reaction to it. There are cases wherein if a dog ingests too much of these foods, it will result to certain levels of exposure leading up to vomiting, irregular heart rate, etc. Note that milk-based products can cause diarrhea to dogs. Your lucky that your dog didn't have seizures or any of that sorts after consumption. Anyway, hope your dog's alright. And good luck with your bake sale!

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botanistjessica 24

The mis-information spewing from this comment is toxic.

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wjh100 13

if dogs aren't used to rich foods it will give them dihearea whether its milk based or not. and I believe a dogs body can't process caffeine correctly so it all sits in there veins causing them to basically overdose on it. though my dog ate a whole 4 pound chocolate bar and was fine so this may be a wives tale. don't quote me on any of this :p

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doodlecloud 26

Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate and it's not just an old wives tale. 42, you got lucky. It's not to do with milk or caffiene though - they can get theobromine poisoning. It's similar to caffiene but not the same.

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happylawyer 16

You should not blame her, they tasted like dog cookies.

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shorty6823 28

While it sucks, you shouldn't have left the cookies within the dogs reach. My grandmas dog has stolen a whole chocolate cake and a Thanksgiving Turkey.

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patrickalamo 47

Next time, get a turkey baster and peroxide, squirt it down the dog throat. Stand back... Oh ya do this outside. It is what the vet does but it will save you a ton.

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Nightwing98 22

Yeah listen to 22, that's why his dog looks like it does in his pic!

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wjh100 13

did 22 steal his picture form grachi or is this a common picture?

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lexa1love 16

A whole turkey baster? You shouldn't give more than a couple tablespoons to induce vomitting in a large dog and only a teaspoon or two in a very small dog.

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sarahadlina 14

On the bright side your cookies must have tasted delicious since your dog finished them all :)

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sarahadlina 14

Did u feed your dog on time? Maybe that's why it had such an appetite.

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skyeyez9 24

This would be more funny if OP's dog is a chihuahua.

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M3DIC4T3 29

The poor dog though... I think it's more of an FML for your dog than for you, OP. At least until the vet bill comes.

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