Animals: Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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By doggone - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United States

Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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Friday 15 July 2011 12:12

I hate it when that happens!!

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:49

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

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sandybaybe 3

Friday 15 July 2011 20:12

oh no!!!

fails23 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:16

this happened to 4 of my dogs puppies .

04SmileyRylee 7

Friday 15 July 2011 20:25

oh you guys are inconciderate! it was her dog and now it's gone. that's pretty sad.

lionlvr 9

Friday 15 July 2011 20:26

Aaaawwww....Poor Puppy. R.I.P. Puppy. ;)

fadingaway 17

Friday 15 July 2011 20:38

What's with all these idiots saying Chihuahuas aren't "real dogs"?

AthletsRun 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:39

that's crazy

pressplay4me 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:41

aww... so sry!

Demytix 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:57

haha I hate chuwawas so it's okay!!!

nerdmonkk 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:59

How sad!

diaz5 1

Friday 15 July 2011 21:01

awww

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