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By aXel - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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By what-the-what - 29/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML

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By puppylove - 03/08/2019 16:00 - Philippines

Today, my mom caught me absentmindedly staring at my puppy's butthole. She'd also been standing there for 5 minutes. FML

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By puppylove - 05/05/2020 08:00

Today, my mother found me staring at my puppy's asshole. She had apparently been standing there for 5 minutes. FML

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By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

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By Sam l. - 10/11/2012 06:51 - United States

Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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By Kelsiiii - 11/03/2020 03:00

Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML

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Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:10

at least you didn't get the boner....right?

badmotherfucker_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:21

watching you do what?

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zmanryan4 4

Friday 10 June 2016 18:32

What is the naughty step? What did you do? And that is the greatest cop ever

colek56 13

Friday 10 June 2016 18:39

Could be worse, could've been beaten

queenariii 22

Friday 10 June 2016 18:43

She said she was sent there for 5 minutes.

DKING123456789 16

Friday 10 June 2016 18:43

It said 5 minutes...

bayles313 20

Friday 10 June 2016 18:47

Can you not read? The bottom says five minutes. Read all the way through before commenting people!

OtakuTaco 15

Friday 10 June 2016 19:23

idk but it sounds dirty

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Friday 10 June 2016 19:36

Five minutes

TisButAScratch 10

Friday 10 June 2016 19:42

Bow chicka bow wow?

Dale_shackleford 13

Friday 10 June 2016 19:56

Where are these "naughty steps"? Are they special or are they just wherever a cop feels like sending someone?

mezochan 29

Friday 10 June 2016 21:20

*puts on reading glasses* Five minutes. Says so in the FML. Would you like to borrow my glasses?

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