By MonsieurH - 03/04/2014 07:44 - France - Perros-guirec

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML
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AdamUSN 10

Chocolate can kill dogs so you might wanna take him to the vet

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infinitegrace 21

Alan, it says "covered the furniture" that's doesn't sound like a "speck" to me. Plus it could be a small dog and even a little bit is dangerous for them.

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Dcm210 19

His stomach will hate him.... Or you.

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Goblin182 26

Wait, you were eating the chocolate mousse straight from the pan?

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OneToughChick 13

Dogs are allergic to chocolate idiot.

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PresidentNorth 16

Maybe you're the idiot for making such a bold statement to someone you don't know.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Dogs are 'allergic' to chocolate the same way lactose intolerant people are allergic to milk - meaning not at all. Dogs (and other pets) lack an enzyme that breaks down theobromine, a chemical compound found in the cocoa plant. Also, stop cussing OP out, they obviously didn't give the dog chocolate on purpose.

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winimy 8

Hey chocolate is bad for dogs, take him to the vet fast

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Shadowbay 18

Even if pretending to throw it didn't end in disaster it would've only worked for a moment... a handy trick is to teach your dog to sit and stay, pick a place away from where you eat possibly a doorway and teach him to stay on the other side while you eat eventually with patience you won't have to sacrifice your snack :)

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ahh_rats 15

Has anyone seen a dog die by eating chocolate yet? I mean I think it would be okay for a dog to cheat his diet once in awhile... Jk kinda

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yesnid 2

Just a few comments above you a person said what happened when their nephew let their small dog lick a icecream bucket. The dog was rushed to the vet and threw up so much it ended up bleeding from both ends.You also could find that information by looking it up online.

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rdenkewicz 11

Can you pretend to give me a million dollars?

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JazNim17 18

If begging annoys you so, why haven't you bothered to train your dog?

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redwill85 10

Don't tempt the pooch, it could bite you in the ass.

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mudslut712 15

hopefully your pup is Ok chocolate is horrible for dogs

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