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By Hreid254 - 05/02/2016 16:07 - United States - Temple

Today, my dogs somehow pulled the water spigot off the wall in my backyard. I now have my own private lake. FML

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By Bob the builder - 29/11/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I attempted to fix a leaky tap in my bathroom. Instead, I somehow managed to trigger a water feature reminiscent of one of those Disney park rides, turning my bathroom into a splash zone for my two dogs while I frantically tried to shut it all off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML

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By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By TooFlamingHot - 14/01/2016 02:08 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I arrived at the kennels I work in to find the power disconnected and the water pump off. This meant I had to bucket water and carry it to keep over sixty assorted dogs and cats alive in temperatures over 90 degrees. The moment I finished, the power came back on. FML

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By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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Enebi 18

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:36

Look at the bright side OP, you have a pool now!

haileyrows 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:40

You know, people pay a lot for those. Thank those mutts with a steak!

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aeryn97 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 9:47

painful water bill ahead. ouch. fyl

chacercam12 9

Saturday 6 February 2016 19:02

Dogs always know where to find the important things I swear...

GrumpyRedPanda 3

Saturday 6 February 2016 21:20

WAIT. Why has no one asked what freakin breed these are? I mean a metal spigot out of a house wall? They are connected to metal water pipes! Where did you get these dogs? Extras for GoT? Did Satan himself sign the AKC papers?

idk_rose 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:13

Private lakes are expensive af. Your dogs made you one for free.

LoZelda123 20

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:18

it's ok OP just fill it with fish and charge neighboors to visit your own private fishing hole You make some money, buy a fancy house and a yacht, and everything falls into place!

aspecialspecial 21

Sunday 7 February 2016 7:27

Gratz?

TheAllFather 1

Sunday 7 February 2016 11:03

the bright side is your dogs showed some level of intelligence and curiosity.

loganmac 4

Sunday 7 February 2016 17:48

And a huge water bill...

karmaweasel 14

Tuesday 9 February 2016 4:12

On the downside, you'll have a huge water bill (as mentioned above). But on the bright side, if this happened in California, they'd probably seize your "private lake" and arrest your for eco-terrorism.

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