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By Hreid254 - 05/02/2016 16:07 - United States - Temple

Today, my dogs somehow pulled the water spigot off the wall in my backyard. I now have my own private lake. FML

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By Bob the builder - 29/11/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I attempted to fix a leaky tap in my bathroom. Instead, I somehow managed to trigger a water feature reminiscent of one of those Disney park rides, turning my bathroom into a splash zone for my two dogs while I frantically tried to shut it all off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML

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Good boy

By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By TooFlamingHot - 14/01/2016 02:08 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I arrived at the kennels I work in to find the power disconnected and the water pump off. This meant I had to bucket water and carry it to keep over sixty assorted dogs and cats alive in temperatures over 90 degrees. The moment I finished, the power came back on. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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Enebi 18

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:36

Look at the bright side OP, you have a pool now!

haileyrows 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:40

You know, people pay a lot for those. Thank those mutts with a steak!

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abbyade 21

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:35

Damn them. Sorry OP! Dogs are so cute and awesome though.

Timmip12 9

Saturday 6 February 2016 2:48

This is helpful how?

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 6 February 2016 6:04

If you're looking for help on random FML comments, son, you're doing it wrong.

Enebi 18

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:36

Look at the bright side OP, you have a pool now!

firefighter925 18

Saturday 6 February 2016 2:31

Suns out guns out!!

teentee401 36

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:20

Add a few koi and your backyard will have a peaceful, relaxing atmosphere.

Lego_STi 2

Saturday 6 February 2016 22:25

No he clearly said LAKE

haileyrows 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:40

You know, people pay a lot for those. Thank those mutts with a steak!

tiger820 20

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:47

oh he's going to pay for that trust and believe!

extremereviews 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 5:19

The lake cost will be added on to his/her water bill

ArbiterOfFML 24

Monday 7 August 2017 6:35

the water bill is a contradiction.

tintarroja 31

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:41

Now you need a canoe.

Colon_Man 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:25

"Today, my dog dragged home a large log and hollowed it out into a canoe. FML."

xXmrmayorXx 21

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:44

Pro: You have a private lake. Con: You have a private lake.

cooer 10

Tuesday 9 February 2016 12:51

TheGolfGTI 24

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:45

Well water you doing now? It'd probably be a good idea to take care of that now, before your water bill goes through the woof.

thatsme293 28

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:01

This pun hurt my insides.

tiger820 20

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:46

wait until you get that water bill! FYL

PingusTheDingus 31

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:47

SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN' A BATH!

JerryClark 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:53

That picture doe

CrazyV 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 21:56

ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!

Dale_shackleford 13

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:59

Shhh. The Californians will hear.

914smv 18

Saturday 6 February 2016 2:04

OMG that's gonna take a lot of time and money to fix. Good luck OP

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